You betcha it's hot! It is awesome, powerful stuff, in really cheap, ugly packaging. The cheapest, ugliest packaging on the dadgum planet.

Yup. No frills for you, my dear. Reason: cost. Other reason: cost. It's important to me to be able to keep costs as low as possible for you. AND you don't have to worry about postage—that's included.

A certain email marketing subscription said I had to have an “About” page, so here it is.

Hi and welcome to my “About” page. (No one told me to say that—it's just standard stuff.)

First, I don't take myself, or much of anything, too seriously (see photo above)...And when reviewing photos to add to this page I thought, of course...Rowdy has to be on here (the cute kid on the right, who happens to be my adorable grandson).

Use of proper grammar is...or isn't...found here. I thought you should be informed of this ;)

You won't find “Been in business for 4000 years—before the Great Pyramids were built! We have a combined 378,456,201 years of experience! We're the BEST!”

Well, “the BEST” part is true.

The thing I do take very, very seriously is customer service and satisfaction. If you're not happy, ain't nobody happy. (See note on grammar or lack thereof—I do love breaking rules.) Therefore, you never have to return an empty bottle if you're not satisfied. But, as my rate-of-return is less than 0.01% I'm pretty sure you'll love Rx4Nails.

Ok, here's the skinny. Never dreamed I'd be doing this, that's why it's so much fun. I work full time for now (actually, way more than full time. Take my advice, never, ever work for a salary. It's Chinese labor and usury)—but soon as I hit my personal goal, I'm out—and doing this full time. I can't wait!

When you order, or email a question, you always get a personalized letter back, meaning—each email is answered by a human, not an auto-responder. Yeah, I copy and paste the “thank you” letter, but with every email, I look at your name (and if you're a returning customer—I try to acknowledge that, and my gratitude) and say thanks out loud. When I'm at the day job, my stunt-double Josh answers my emails for me.

It's important to me that you are happy. With the product, customer service, and most importantly the fabulous results you'll have with Rx4Nails.

So hey, try it! If you don't like it, no worries, it's 100% money-back guaranteed. Why wait? Order today.

If you want any more info about me on this page, let me know. I have NO idea why you'd want that, but that's ok too. ;)

  Chris

and Josh!

P.S. Josh is looking for a mate. And he's housebroken! AND he cleans up pretty good too—he even has one necktie.